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Cat Humor

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"Although we have to live with these icky creatures called cats, there's no harm in a little bit of feline humor and humiliation." --Sparky

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  • WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS AN ELEPHANT WITH A CAT? A BIG FURRY CREATURE THAT PURRS AND SITS ON YOUR LAP WHILE SQUISHING YOU.
 
  • HOW DID THE CAT GET FIRST PLACE AT THE BIRD SHOW? HE JUST JUMPED UP, OPENED THE CAGE, AND TOOK IT.
 
  • WHY DID THE CAT PUT OIL ON THE MOUSE? BECAUSE IT SQUEAKED!
 

MR. MUSTOFFELES' CORNER...

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"no matter what you've done wrong, always make it look like the dog did it." --Mr. Mustoffeles

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