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Just some spam fun...and you should try the recipe, it's yummy!

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Here are some well know movie and TV quotes, but spammified.

THE PRINCESS BRIDE...My name is Inigo Montoya. You spammed my father. Prepare to die.
THE SIXTH SENSE...I see dead spammers.
FORREST GUMP...Life is like an inbox of spam, you never know what you're gonna get. Stupid is as spammer does.
TERMINATOR...Hasta la Vista spammer.
GHOSTBUSTERS...He spammed me!
THE X-FILES...The spam is out there.

SPAM Dee-lite

12 oz can of SPAM or SPAM lite
18 oz canned sweet potatoes
8 oz can fruit cocktail
1 tsp cornstarch
2 tblsp brown sugar
2 tblsp margarine

Arrange sweet potatoes in shallow casserole.  Make 5 cuts partially through the SPAM and add to casserole. Drain fruit (save juice).  Combine cornstarch and brown sugar and stir into juice.  Add margarine and heat to boiling.  Stir in fruit and simmer 5 minutes.  Spoon over loaf and potatoes.  Bake at 350 for about 30 minutes.  Baste with juice while baking.  Makes 4 small servings.

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"To get orange juice to fly, spin your toe, hike a bee, and count all available donuts, for it's no easy task to get orange juice to fly, fruit is spam." ---Fran

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